The World Music Master Herself: Kate Bush

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The Long Center for Performing Arts and the international phoenix society proudly present the musical phenomena that has enchanted the continents and enthralled the masses. 

These organizations proudly present the progressive rock and world music master herself, a woman born in the heart of a volcano, raised by eagles and heiress to all the winds.

These organizations proudly present… Kate Bush.

Kate Bush, the only living multi-platinum musician to have mastered ballet, yodeling, astral projection, interpretive dance, interpretive poetry, interpretive tea brewing, and Alpha-level miming from Master Mime Adam Darius.

Kate Bush, the only woman to be recognized as an honorary Druidess by Sarah Lawrence College.

Kate Bush brings power, grace, light, and synesthesia to the stage in a chimeric fusion of non-euclidean geometry, gender feminism, and traditionally-fermented vegetables.

Listen closely as Kate Bush explains the secrets of time travel with her mandolin.

Listen closely as Kate Bush explains the elusive nature of immortality with her didgeridoo.

Listen closely as Kate Bush explains why your mother left your father with her regular drums.

To hear Kate Bush is to hear Gaia’s living breath.

To believe Kate Bush is to believe the Moon.

To doubt Kate Bush is to doubt the tides themselves.

We are are interconnected!  Kate Bush.

This May, Kate Bush performs an exclusive set at the Long Center for Performing Arts.

Tickets for this performance are not on sale.

Tickets for this performance will not be sold.

No other details are known at this time….Kate Bush.

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Alex Baia is writer and marketer living in Austin, TX.

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