Clickbait: You’ll Guess What Happens Next

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Clickbait: You’ll Guess What Happens Next.

The airline passengers were startled to see the captain exit the cockpit. Then, a mysterious man made an announcement on the intercom…
“This is your first officer. We will be landing in Salt Lake City in 20 minutes, right on time.”

A young boy received an unexpected letter from his dad, who was deployed overseas…
The father says that he’ll be returning home in two weeks, as originally planned. After he returns, the family has an uneventful celebration at their favorite local Pizza Hut.

This supermodel wrote a shocking post exposing the fashion industry. Then it went viral…
The post discussed how fashion models eat strict diets and aren’t always physically healthy. The post was shared three thousand times over two days, then quickly forgotten, changing nothing.

After planning for years, these 3 prisoners staged a daring escape. But then they turned right back around…
They were spotted by the guards, and the guards threatened them with guns.

This small town experienced the unthinkable. Then they turned tragedy into action…
After a 7% per annum increase in severe car accidents, the town increased blood drive donations by 12%, more than enough to meet the new demands.

This clickbait website editor published something unthinkable…
It was a clickbait listicle about cats who wear silly ties. The clickbait website editor garnered millions of pageviews, some advertising money, and no lasting spiritual fulfilment.

This NFL player had it all: fans, money, and fame. But then, one day, he quit…
He had reached retirement age. He ended his football career, as expected, and opened a somewhat successful car dealership.

When a logging company showed up at this South American village, the villagers did something completely unexpected…
“Make us an offer,” the villagers said. The loggers thought about it, then made the villagers a good offer, which they accepted. The area was then razed, netting some great wood.

This brilliant tornado scientist explains the astonishing reason that tornados are so deadly…
“It’s not the wind, it’s being bludgeoned by the things in the wind.”

An extremely religious, conservative father overheard his gay daughter crying. What he did next has people talking…
The father asked, “What’s wrong?” The daughter mentioned some upsetting interpersonal conflicts at school. The father hugged the daughter, and they went out for smoothies.

This fourth grader shut down a bully with a single question…
The fourth grader asked, “Did you know that my dad is a cop and likes to kick the butts of bullies?” The bully, being prudent, picked a different bullying victim.

When her school ran out of money for textbooks, this teacher got angry. Then she took action…
She said, “This shit happens every year,” and resigned, moving to a more lucrative career in the in the petroleum industry.

This black woman who lived throughs the civil rights movement said just four words to the bus passengers. Then, one by one, they all stood up…
“Main station. Everyone off.”

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Clickbait Cat Photo courtesy of Gratisogrpahy.

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Alex Baia is writer and marketer living in Austin, TX.