The Most Profound Musical Genius

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The Frank Erwin Center and the Citizens of Planet Earth are proud to present the multi-platinum, award-winning, billboard-topping phenomenon that has swept through the entire Mediterranean, most of Canada, and selected parts of New Hampshire! These organizations are proud to present a man who is the most profound musical genius in known history and the most profound human prodigy tout court.


YANNI: a composer, a businessman, an inventor, a healer, a paladin, a divine conduit, a former vice president of Toastmasters International, and one of only three living beings to be designated an “Honorary Tibetan Dairy Product” by his Holiness the Dali Lama.

YANNI: the Time Magazine person of the year and the People Magazine sexiest man alive award winner, in the years 1900, 1901, 1902, 1903, 1904, 1905, and every subsequent year, including all future years.

To encounter YANNI is to encounter the the infinite, albeit in finite form.

To quote the prestigious College Board exam: YANNI : YANNI :: YANNI : YANNI

Join YANNI as he unleashes his cataclysmic waves of unadulterated musical ecstasy across The Frank Erwin Center, and, via emotional reverberation, much of the Travis County Region.

Do not miss this unmissable, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that is sure not to be repeated for potentially several years to come.

Note: YANNI will not offer refunds or compensation for medical expenses that occur as a result of bodily or spiritual injuries caused by YANNI.

Parking for this performance starts at $475.00, and seats are sold separately.

YANNI… Believe!

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Alex Baia is a humor writer and contributor to McSweeney’s and Slackjaw. He lives in Austin, TX.