Things That Are Less Commonly In The Eye of the Beholder

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Things that are less commonly in the eye of the beholder…

  1. Intelligence
  2. Modesty
  3. Infidelity
  4. Tax fraud
  5. Election results
  6. Gene carrier status for Tay-Sachs Disease
  7. Blood alcohol concentration at 1:43am on a Saturday
  8. Vehicular manslaughter
  9. Mean total discharge, in millions of barrels, of the largest marine oil spill in the history of petroleum engineering—aka The Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill
  10. A No. 2 Pencil from Mr. Haberbash’s Shop Class


Eye of the beholder pic courtesy of Unsplash. 

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Alex Baia is a humor writer and contributor to McSweeney’s and Slackjaw. He lives in Austin, TX.